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Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?

Check out some of the worst and weirdest dating and sex apps out there – for when OKCupid just isn’t going to cut it.

The main one being that you’re probably a fucking eagle-eyed psychopath to use it in the first place.

So you’ve tracked down future lovers on the road, Facebook and on your phone, but what about 30,000 feet in the air?

You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really.

You want to use Tinder, but you’re too busy, and you’re loaded (it is the perfect time of year for it with revision and student loans…). Aimed at rich single men with little free time to spare, Personal Dating Assistants provides an online profile management and ghostwriting service for dating profiles.

Maybe not Cary Grant, David Beckham or Tony Stark …

but you’ve got your act together.” Seeking Arrangement deserves to be on this list purely because it’s one of the creepiest and most lucrative dating sites out there.

This app measures how well you perform during sex and gives you a rating from 0-10, ten being the highest, zero being very depressing.

Apparently boasting hundreds of members at universities across the UK, skint students can sign up to be “sugar babies” to either “sugar mamas” or “sugar daddies”.

In exchange for a relationship (80% of Seeking Arrangement dates involve sex, but the founder Brandon Wade denies it’s a form of prostitution), cash-strapped sugar babies are lavished with gifts and cash allowances which average at £5,000 a month. If you have trouble with giving out satisfying oral sex, you should probably lick your phone instead.

Keep an eye on them while you’re hoping they’ll fall miserably out of love with their other half with the handy website

Breakupnotifier does exactly what it says on the tin.

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